whispering into the void

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The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

this is the best oh my god

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AAAAHHH WHY DOESN’T HE HAVE BLINDS/CURTAINS!?

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Damn I love this tumblr.

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Neil Gaiman's Tumblr

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And he has his Ask active, and is answering questions. This should be interesting.

OHMYGAH SAAAAAANNNNYYAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Oh yeah that’s it! Who’s a pretty lady? Tell me I’m a pretty lady!!

My pudgy kitties Adelaide and Sookie (Taken with instagram)

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